Terms of use

This is a wholesome parody. You are listing photographs of socks, not people. Do not upload pictures of people, nudity, or anything that is not a sock (or the immediate, ordinary place a sock was found).

You must be 13 or older to create an account. You are responsible for the photos and words you post. Keep the wordplay clean.

Listings are reviewed before they go public, except when an administrator lists a sock, which may be approved immediately. We may decline, edit, or remove a listing that misses the brief.

Location is stored only as a fuzzed point, about a kilometre plus a little jitter, never as a street address. Email addresses are private and are never shown on profiles.

Matches and messages are between socks, written by their owners in the socks’ voices. Do not use the site to contact people off-platform in a way they did not ask for.

The service is provided as-is, as a joke that got out of hand in a laundry room. We may change or pause it.